Mary

Mary Is a typical name also known as Maria. People associate this name as a biblical name. Mary’s are usually the opposite of anything biblical. Mary or Maria are chill women, great personality, thick, pretty face, Hispanic, love music, thoughtful, kind, great friend, great side piece, not the best cook, and love to eat. They have a bad temper, crazy, physcho, they cry wolf, will call the police to put a restraining order, works out hard and drink just as hard to stabilize weight, Experienced bar hopper, puts out by the third day, drives home under the influences, loves wine Wednesday’s, loves to talk trash about ex boyfriends, and then text them, you miss this pussy.

Mary is my side piece who I see on the weekend and during lunch hours.

Mary

The most amazing name ever.
The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary".
The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph.

But she's still amazing.
Don't deny it, you know it's true.

Fat Ass: Mary, mary, quite contrary, how does you garden grow?
Mary: Fuck you.

Fat Ass 2: Mary had a little lamb.
Mary: No fatty, she didn't

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Mary

Mary is a strong leader and a reliable friend. She will always be by your side and very funny. Mary's can't always be trusted. They are very pretty and get good grades.

Mary-very pretty and get good grades.

The English form of the name Maria, which was in turn a Latin form of the Greek names Μαριάμ.

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Mary

Mary is typically a girl that strives to be ontop but is happier to be in the middle. You cannot be around her without knowing what's around the corner. Always an adventure. Very laid back-classy, would drink beer out of a wine glass kind of girl! She holds to memories and treasures all of her friends. Her significant other may wear the pants but she picked them out for him! Intelligent, ambitous, courageous, seductive, wild, beautiful all the way around, and anything but boring!

Loves to buy useless toys, anything on sale, and stuff for every one else but herself.
Loves going to the movies!
Screams a one of a kind scream when someone is making out!
When pulled over, she makes out with cops.

Mary- "I picked you up something from Hobby Lobby, Its nothing big but totally you! It was on sale."
Mary when someone is kissing- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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Mary

looks honest and sincere, but really is crazy and outgoing.

random guy: dude, mary is such a kiss up, she gave the teacher an apple

random guy number 2: yeah but you should have seen her stripping at my party last night.

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Mari

A lesbian. Probably nonbinary. They like sleeping and are really pretty. They're really likeable but doesn't see that. Needs constant reassurance. But overall a really good person.

p1: hey did you see Mari today?
p2: yeah lol they dress really nicely!!

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mary

Probably the cleverest and most influential of all ancient Judean women.

Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.

Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.

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