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To commit to someone in High School, similar to a marriage, but far less serious because both involved know that they will likely break up once they go to college.
"Katie, will you High School Marry me?"
Person 1: "Dude, Josh and Becca have been going out for a while now. Think they'll actually end up married?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just High School Married. Josh'll dump her once he starts meeting college chicks."
Male who is married to Money over bitches
they call that kid JBEEZiE Mr Married To The MoB because he always picks money over girls!
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When passing a joint around, someone takes a few more puffs than would be considered polite thus depriving others of herb....
could also be used in others scenearios when someone hogs something for too long.
mate....."are you going to marry that?" or what?"
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Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill
Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."
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A game that can be heard on the Howard Stern show where a person is given 3 names. You must fuck one, marry one, and kill one.
Howard: Fuck, marry, kill; Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Oprah
Listener: I'd kill Oprah, Fuckin Pamela Anderson, and Marry Carmen Electra
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A woman who takes care of all the cooking, cleaning, and financial responsibility of her bills and half of her husband's bills while raising his kids, getting nothing in return for her sacrifices, working night and day shifts as he comes home doing the bare minimum, expecting his single married wife to be his chef, therapist, maid, and caretaker, catching an attitude when asked to clean up after himself, cook dinner, take out the trash, fix the plumbing, watch the kids, or go grocery shopping, but has the nerve to want sex from his single married wife when he wants it unprotected at that it's better to be single and child free than to deal with an adult male with the mindset of adolescent child that'll never grow up and mature into adulthood, if men have anything it's the audacity to require a traditional women without playing the role of traditional man that provides, protects, respect, emotional intelligence, support, chivalrous, integrity, stability, courtmananship.
A single married wife is a lonely, depressing life to live on a daily basis. I'd rather expand my dating options knowing that a single married wife is more prevalent in certain cultures than others with high levels of misogyny, narcissism, incel behavior, and baby mama culture. I'm choosing myself by broadening my horizons and vetting men from cultures that differ from my own while valuing a woman's worth in countries like Greece, Spain, Albania, Sweden, Bulgaria, Bosnia, Serbia, Palestine, Guatamala, Tunisia, Algeria, Bermuda,the Cayman Islands, the Marshall Islands,the Northern Mariana Islands, Antigua, Samoa, Socotra, Azerbaijan, Belgium, Scotland, Canouan, Seychelles, Mauritius, Martinique, Cajun, Romania, Belarus, Montenegro, Andorra, Austria, Cyprus, Gibraltar, Iceland, Salvador, Hungary, Czech, Jordanian, Finland, Luxembourg, New Caledonia, Monaco, Estonia, Macau, Guernsey, Peru, Montreal.
When two people have a friendship but are constantly fighting, old married couple is used as a metaphor.
Bob: You and Jan are like an old married couple!
Max: We're always disagreeing on things.
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