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Potomac is a snobby place but it’s the home of many lax snobs, soccer players, football jocks, cheer leaders, camp obsessers, trendy and pretty girls along with ur typical sport loving, fortnite loving hot guys. You don’t live in potomac if u don’t go to Montgomery Mall at least twice a week. There is a mix of public and private schoolers, but private schoolers dominate the county with there endless parties full of juul’s, hook ups and drinks. During the summer kids are either at there super high class sleep away camps or some beach in delaware: Rehoboth, Bethany, OC etc.. The village is a very popular private school place especially for the rich bullies kids. They fill up starbucks after school days. Cabin John Village is home to the churchill kids. Potomac is one of he best places to live. Best friends. Best people. Best times. Your a very lucky person to grow up here.
girl #1: I’m bored
girl#2: mall?
girl #1: I was just there the past 2 days tho
girl#2: but there’s cava
girl #1: I’m getting my keys let’s go!
girl #2: yea we definitely live in potomac, maryland
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A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.
Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?
Man2: Nah, what happened?
Man1: She got him with The MBC!
Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!
Derogatory nickname for the state of Maryland. Usually applied by Virginia residents, in reference to the liberal bent of that state's politicians, in contrast to the conservatism common just south in the Commonwealth.
MVA and gun laws are hell in the Peoples Republic of Maryland
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A facial structure commonly seen in females in Maryland, generally found from the Eastern Shore up to and including parts of Baltimore. Common facial features associated with the Maryland Crab Face include a rounded, bulbous nose, flaring nostrils, cold, dark eyes, fair skin that is reddened from repeated excessive sun exposure, and light-colored, often dyed, hair. Upon closer inspection, the face resembles that of a Chesapeake Bay crab.
That chicks body is good but you have to deal with that rough personality and her matching Maryland Crab Face.
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When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.
Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!
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When you turn your turn signal on when you are already in the process of changing lanes
In high traffic I use the Maryland turn signal when changing lanes so I don't get blocked out
a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)
A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”