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Newton Massachusetts is a totally pathetic city that thinks that its too cool for the rest of the world. You can't get by in Newton without owning all clothes from abricrombie, having a different pair of solows for every day in the year, at least 6 pairs of uggs and a bunch of northface jackets. Everyone goes to national jean with their daddy's credit cards everyday of the week.
Clasic Newton Massachusetts Slogan:Abricrombie for life!
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newton is a city which borders brookline. Brookline is better in newton. newton is snobby.
Let's go to Newton Massachusetts and have a gay time.
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Northfield= a small town filled with tons of redneck wannabee's. There is a small percentage of wealthy, preppy fortunate family's who rise above the hickish view of the town. Most people in Northfield are un-motivated slum bags who will go no where with their life. Although, those who are lucky enough and smart enough to go away to private boarding schools are guranteed a bright future, but for the rest, Bernardston massachusetts is the fartheest they will get.
Northfield Massachusetts has it's poor slum parts, and it's wealthy preppy parts.
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A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
ect....
When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.
I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.
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The Massachusetts Salute is act of the peggimg the middle finger(s) toward an asshole.
I gave @browardsheriff the Massachusetts Salute in a photo, on Twitter.
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A place were Cyrus rosbach sits on his phone in Seminar.
Cyrus is sitting in seminar in Holden Massachusetts
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Town that is a piece of shit. Most citizens are found to wake up at the crack of dawn to do farm work, due to many farms being there. After this, they are found to eat shit for breakfast.Full of wanna be skaters, baseball players, and kids who are just flat out strange. The town is part of the "tri-town" which includes, marion and mattapoisett also. Together, they form the shittiest school district in the world.
kid- hey do you live in rochester, massachusetts?
rochestarian- yes why?
kid- haha that sucks, are you tired from hoeing your fields all day?
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