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“That house party last night was so medic. I got so drunk I had to use a fun-bucket bucket”
Just a sugar coated nice and fluffy way to say medical malpractice. Basically it’s a type of malpractice where a doctor will refuse to treat and encourage other doctors to refuse to treat a patient using the method of telling them that their symptoms aren’t real and they’re crazy.
Patient: “there’s been blood in my poop for the past week, I lost 15lbs in a month from vomiting and it’s so bad that I can’t keep myself from fainting of dehydration.”
Doctor: “well ya know, anxiety-“
Patient: “shut the fuck off with your medical gaslighting shit, actually no, I’m done playing nice, your medical malpractice and medical negligence shit.”
Doctor: “you hurt my feelings, be nicer to me.”
Patient: “shut up.”
a very beautiful image of medic from team fortress 2 enjoying some spaghetti :)
person A: i just saw spaghetti medic
person B: was it awesome?
person A: heck yeah it was
Dropping the names of medication people need to be on, or to show off
"Hey man I need my adderall script"
"why must you constanty Medication Dropping"
Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.
Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."
Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.
Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.
A 6 pack of Dr.Pepper is referred to as a Medical Team.
6 people, team medical cause of the Dr. pepper factor
"Dude I just picked up a medical team."
"Cool pass me Dr."
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