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"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.
Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*
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A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.
Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
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When a person is fucking their sister in the ass and during intercourse they spin their sister on their dick like a merry go round.
I got drunk performed an Alabama merry go round on my sister last night.
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When one knowingly "disses" you on Christmas.
Yo, thanx alot fo yo No Gift, Uncle EboNEEEGER Scrooge...Merry Dis Mass, and Bah HOME Bug to you!
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A Christmas tree that is more merry than usual
Wow look at the lights on that merry Christmas tree
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A bunch of bitches locking arms in a circular pattern. Each dude then chooses his “horse”, they then proceed to rotate counterclockwise periodically.
Jeremy: Duuuuuuude you totally missed out bro. No joke there was a 20 person Merry-go-round at the party last night.
Timothy: SHIT man I had to work, that SUCKS!!!
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The Act of using a leaf blower to propel a spinning office chair in circles like a merry-go-round
"Damn, them fools got a mexican merry-go-round in their backyard"
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