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You might be "metrosexual" if:
1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.
2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.
3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.
4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.
5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.
6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.
7. You pluck your eyebrows.
8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.
9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.
10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.
Steve: Did you see Jims nicely shaped eye brows?
Stan: Ya he plucks em, he's a metrosexual.
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a male who is very in touch with his feminine-side, but not gay.
a guy how has mostly female friends, probably dated a few of them, who enbraces feminisity.
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Someone still in the closet or in denial of their sexuality. Translates to half a fag in certain circles. The person is not quite worthy of the full "fag" moniker. A poser if you will, a position slightly beneath a bull queerand above a felcherin the gay caste system.
"would you look at that half a fag, bull queer wannabe metrosexual"
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A metrosexual is a strait male who is well in touch with his feminine side who typically grew up around female siblings only. They always stay very dapper (even when checking the mail) must have a pair of shoes to go with every outfit and will always conduct themselves in a proper manner. Normally somewhat of a pretty boy who uses all the gimmicks to enhance their appearance a metrosexual can usually grab the attention away from an attractive woman in any setting. They get scoped out by guys checked out by gays and draw a certain intrigue from woman including one's with younger children. The level of respect towards woman is on a higher level than the typical male and they are willing to intentionally friend zone a woman who is physically attracted to them regardless of her appearance which is another reason why they can be mistakenly viewed as being gay.
metrosexually
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Fucking twat head pretty boys who spend half an hour styling their hair. Make Sheduled appontments to the hair dressers once every 2 weeks (even if it doesn't need cutting!)are effeminate and think they are better than everyone else just because of their physical appearances.
They are insults to the word masculine and do nothing to comtribute to our society besides posing for sheepish fashion magazines.
''Look at that Big headed metrosexual twat. he thinks hes so it because he spends £70 on a kalvin klein T-shirt''
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A man who has managed to be in the closet for too long and hasnt experienced a real guy. A liar who knows thier gay. Gay man who doesnt have the balls to admit it. A gay man trying to get into heaven.
No straight man shops at express or banana so dont think because you do your metrosexual...its because you are gay
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A man that cannot stop looking at himself in the mirror, never goes into public without checking to see how his hair looks, and has pre-set outfits that are color cordinated. A man who likes the movie Zoolander not because its funny but because he wants to become a male super-model.
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