Mew

Only the BEST FUCKING POKEMON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS ONCE YOU FUCK WITH IT. WHAT IS YOUR POKEMON? PIKACHU? BULBASOR? A FUCKING TURTLE LOOKIN ASS? GET THOSE BITCHASS POKEMON AWAY FROM THIS BADASS. 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO FUCKING SLAY YO ASS. NO FUCKS GIVEN.

Damn, Mew is so badass. I don't give a shit if it's small.

Mew

Pin me to the wall and fuck me

Can you mew me now babe

Mew

A beautiful woman with the most beautiful smile. May be little shy when you first get to know her but she’s amazing. Knows the most random fact about random things. So smart and talented.

I love Mew

Mew

A Wild Pokemon Who Plays ROV And Spends A lot Of Money On ROV He Is Rich

Be Like Mew

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Mew

A Pokemon that looks like a cat fetus. And can learn all moves just like a fetus. In short its an insult.

That guy at the party looks like a Mew

Mew

A pokemon thats the cutest

furry: mew
uhhharry: ah yeah i love pokemon

Mew

An awesome And nice Pokémon

Your so nice your a mew