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a diverse state with many interesting things to do in it, and often thought by fucktards as a state where a bunch of cowboys live.
also the only state to have a question that is recognized almost nowhere else.
also where mexicans live, but if its on tv there are none, how stupid is that?
in new mexico it goes
waiter: do you want chile?
customer: yes
waiter: red or green?
customer: BOTH!
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Despite being the state with the highest level of federal subsidies in the lower 48 states, New Mexico and its residents don't really have a lot to show for it. Albuquerque has a dirty, run-down, "Mad Max" quality to it. The people are remarkably uneducated and unfriendly. Going to Albuquerque is like taking a trip to some third world city. Besides the risk of being accosted by drug addicts in the rather disappointing "Old Town" section, one also faces the real possibility of running over one of the city's countless mentally ill homeless, who routinely walk into oncoming traffic to commit suicide. One may also expect to be awakened in the middle of the night by scavengers, both animal and human, "dumpster-diving" through others' trash. If you're going, then do be sure to carry a lot of change as beggars and panhandlers frequent many of the parking lots...they will harass you if you don't cough up a few quarters or something.
I am sorry every time that I go to New Mexico: there are as yet no signs of intelligent life.
Why do I have to keep going to...ugh...New Mexico?
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A saying in an up and coming popular internet dance song of the same name. It means when tourists and travelers visit Mexico for any type of festive, partying situation. It could be Spring Break, New Year's, Mexican Independence Day, 4th of July, Halloween, Cinco de Mayo, St. Patrick's Day, St. Valentine's Day, pretty much any reason to drink copious amounts of alcohol and dance.
Mark: Dude, Spring Break was totally rad!
Veronica: For shore, we totally gotta Sexico Mexico again next year!
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When the US fucking obliterates Mexico with H-bombs to stop the influx of diseased immigrants.
After ww3 Mexico, the economy collapsed due to a lack of hard working, strong, resilient laborers willing to do all the menial tasks that keep society as we know it functional.
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1. To miss easy free throws
2. To screw up an easy chance at something
1. Damn, how did Gilbert Arenas new mexico those free throws! They lost bc of him
2. Yo, you shoulda hooked up with that hott chick, she wanted it. You totally new mexicoed it.
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Exaggerative slang term for a metric shitload of weed(marijuana).
1. "Well here it is. My new ginormous 2000-liter bong that I bought at the local pawn shop yesterday."
"Whoaly shit dogg! Looks like you can fit half of Mexico in that thing!"
2. (scene from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)
D.A.: Do you know who you're fucking with here? I'll have your badge you moron!
Cop 1: Shut up! You found anything back there? (Cop 2 is checking out the boot of the D.A.'s car.)
Cop 2: Found anything? He's got half of
Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!
D.A.: What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?
Cop 1: Eloquent defence you got there, buddy.
(source: GameFaqs.com GTA San Andreas game script)
Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.
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the way another country describes the US. USA being the only country that touches mexico.
"bacdafucup you mexico touchers im from cananda"-a canadian
" no way you stinky mexico touchers!"-canada to the us on THE SIMSPONS
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