Miami Hurricane

Fornicating in the doggie position over a toilet bowl with the girls head in the bowl, when climax occurs you pull out, flush the toilet (giving the girl a swirly) and ejaculating towards the bowl aiming at her face.

I was giving it to this girl in the bathroom and I thought: "What a great opportunity to give her the Miami Hurricane"

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Miami Dolphins

an NFL team that had a season of only 1 win in 04-05 and then beat the patriots; BALLAS

man 1: man the dolphins are doing really bad this season.
man 2: yea but atleast they beat the #1 team in the NFL this season.
man 1: DAM! THOSE BITCHEZ ARE BALLAS!

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Miami Special

The act of giving sexual favors to a girl, and then not having that act reciprocated upon yourself whatsoever.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got Miami special-ed.
Guy 2: I am so sorry.
Guy 1: Me too.

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the ghost of miami

In Miami, on the coast
There lives a 4 foot 0 ghost
Be careful of his nasty tricks
The master of dives & penalty kicks

Pessidog: "Bro did you hear the ghost of Miami got a hat trick against a bottom table club he's the goat right"
Guy 2: "I watched the match he only scored penalties he got from diving"
The ghost: "camera wowo"
Pessidog: "AHH A GHOST"
Guy 2: "I know how to stop him. Bayern! Bayern! Bayern!

(Ghost runs away)

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Inter Miami

A soccer club owned by a playboy retired soccer player who hasn’t attacked any big name players and had a shitty stadium built that looks like a D-3 college football field. Also they ain’t from Miami either, these dumb fucks come from Fort Lauderdale.

Seriously mom, you said we were seeing Inter Miami play, so why the fuck we in Fort Lauderdale.

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Timeshare in Miami

Purchasing a timeshare in Miami refers to the commitment of sexual intercourse to a Miami at least 6 times a year, as does a regular timeshare commitment. This is usually a drunken sorry act from a desperate individual in search of releasing his seed only for the sake of pleasure. The Miami soon becomes his timeshare in which the benefactor frequents like one would visit a timeshare. These outings may very in length depending on how much this person over drinks through out the year

"Yo, son daves in a black out again, I think he's on the phone with that miami right now."

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Miami Marlins

Miami's major league baseball team (formerly the florida marlins, see florida marlins)

did u see mike stanton of the miami marlins smack a homer

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