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Michael is always the jokester of the group. He can always make you laugh. Girls are lucky to be his girlfriend as he knows how to treat a girl and is extremely sweet. He's adorable and even though he's a bit weird its okay because he's just a generally awesome guy. He's not the best at sports but that doesn't matter, his girlfriend is always athletically talented. He's smart and always knows how to make you laugh no matter what mood you are in. You can tell him litterally everything and he'll listen and understand. He's a great friend and will always be there for you. He always put everybody before himself and is just great.
Fiona: Did you know Michael and Bella are dating?
Isabell: Bella is so lucky to have such a great guy like Michael.
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Need a guy friend? He is the one for you. If you ever need help around the place or a smile then you can just call Michael. He is a great friend and always knows how to make people laugh. He is always at your side to keep you up and down. Even though he is hard at work he is still attractive. He is always there when you need a little boost in your day.
I need help
OH just call Michael
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Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.
Girl: michael, your penis is huge.
Michael: well my name is michael ;)
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Michael always does what Michael does best and t!hat he rules
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The biggest sex god ever. honestly the coolest person out and very attractive. Excellent taste in music, usually into rock. So cool girls faint
"Oh my gosh, Michael is a total King. I want him"
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the most loved person on earth
michael ashtari nuff said
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