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My uncle. He is so mad that he cannot function in society without getting into trouble.
Oxview Mick is a horsename. Probably a white connemara gelding born in the middle of 2015. After you’ve met an Oxview Mick you’ll never find any other individual interesting. Oxview mick’s are kind, funny and they have a very big heart. They love scratches and belly rubs, but also kisses and adventures in the nature.
You’ll never love anything else more after you’ve met an Oxview Mick.
Girl: This horse is irreplaceable!
god: Oh you mean Oxview Mick?
Girl: um.. no..
god: …
*girl dies and doesn’t enter heaven*
A wonderful girl that is extremely beautiful but it afraid to show it. She is really smart, but refuses to think so. At times she may get quite, but don't be afraid to ask what is wrong and to keep asking until they tell you. Don't worry if she decides to cry on your shoulder, they need someone. This person also has trust issues, make sure you don't break their heart.
Sam: Mick P! You did so good in that test!
Mick P: not really, Look! I got 2 points off!
A solo sexual position where the man sticks his flaccid penis in between the hit-hats of a drum kit and starts to play
"You Can Go Your Own Way" until erection and, eventually, orgasm is acheived.
David: "Hey man, whats with the noise coming from the basement?"
John: " I just walked in on Mark doing The Mick Fleetwood on his dads kit, I guess the rumours were true.
Magnificent mick is where one urinates on the chest of his spouse and makes the spouse drink it through a straw
When your spouse is playing up or being annoying. Awh I might give Estelle a magnificent mick tonight
Someone with half Mexican half Irish ancestry..
That mick spick was abducted by aliens and anal probed...
The fun to do prank of shoving your finger in anther persons nose, then jamming that slimed finger into their mouth. When administering a mick to another, it is sometimes necessary to put his head in an arm lock, for they might resist the infliction of that mick. Micks are always funner if you pre flavor the finger with something rank before inflicting it.
Wow! Mike just gave Norman a Double-Barelled Royal MICK! Gross!
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