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Is the most piece shit program of them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is no Examples, just read the definition, Microsoft Word
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The worst, buugiest, most indecipherable code you will ever come across. Upon encountering Microsoft Code, a programmer should run, not walk, in the opposite direction.
If it's written in Hungarian Notation, uses way too many pointers, and is incomprehensible, chances are you're dealing with Microsoft Code.
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Basically an Apple Store with Microsoft products. No real creativity, even the front looks like an Apple Store!
Bill Gates "Hey, let's make a store that's an Apple Store, put a Windows logo on it, sell Windows computers, and call it a Microsoft Store!"
Steve Ballmer "Yeah!"
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An overwhelming feeling of despair, rage, agony and/or defeat that is brought on by problems with Microsoft products.
The bastard cousin of a Kodak Moment.
A: "Dude, are you allright? You look terrible"
B: "Microsoft Moment..."
A: "Blue screen of death?"
B: "... and then some..."
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A terrible, terrible expensive-mans CAD (Computer Aided Drafting) program that will drive you insane with rage
Your honor, my client pleads insanity because of his extenisive job-use of the program Microsoft Visio
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The attitude of Linux users who believe that Microsoft is the work of the devil and that Bill Gates is the anti-Christ who lives in a dark castle above the thunderclouds guarded by evil winged monkeys.
Microsoft is a closed society of evil-doers who don't believe in sharing. They want to crush any attempts to download free music or DVD's and make everyone pay for their crappy operating systems that are riddled with errors and security flaws. Their eventual goal is to close down libraries because that is a form of piracy in their closed mind-set. As opposed to open-source.
"Vista girked on me, so I switched to Ubuntu and now I'm as anti-microsoft as the next Linux geek."
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Preferred by writers of top quality Spyware and Malware the world over.
The microsoft code used in Windows XP is a prime example of Spyware.
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