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A place you go where you pretty much lose your childish innocence (although these days most kids have already lost it) and will want to conform to be like everybody else (especially the so-called "in" crowd who will stay the "in" crowd throughout high school and merge with the "in" crowd from the other middle school). Work-wise it's no big-deal; social-wise it's a VERY different story. In middle school the food sucks and everyone suddenly thinks they're so fucking hot or grown-up or whatever and may even want to experiment with drugs and sex (depending on your location). Middle school is the place where you thought you were going to magically become prettier/hotter/cooler/funnier but realize you suffer through it with pimples, mood swings, the works. Unless you were born as one of the "in" crowd kids. Then life is yours.
You thought middle school was going to be so awesome because you get lockers and six different periods (or however many your school has) and not have to eat lunch with your designated class. You still have stupid dress codes though and the lockers are tiny and sometimes ants crawl into them on hot days anyways.
It's also the place where stupid drama starts and everyone has boyfriends/girlfriends lasting from anytime between one day and two weeks. And they call it a "relationship." Smh.
God, how I hated middle school; everyone thought they were the shit back then!
Middle school: because we apparently need something between six years of elementary and another four years of hell - I mean high school.
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(Noun) Hell. Usually lasts 2 to 3 years. Initiates usually at 11 or 12, symptoms include body hair, cracking of the voice, the strong desire to f*ck the blonde 2 lockers down from you, mean-@$$ teachers, social class separation, etc. usually ends at 14-15, with signs such as major forehead injuries, increased stress, acne, and the feeling of "oh my gosh get me out of here I can't take it any more!"
Steven: Aww man, I've known Susie for 6 years and now she won't talk to me any more!
Todd: (in incredibly squeaky voice) yeah dude, middle school blows.
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Literally the worst 3 years of your life. Most of the things you learn there are nonsense and you always fail all your core classes. Then only fun thing out of the whole school day is dismissal and most of the bullying is done by the teachers. The 6th graders Can’t ever shut the fuck up and are immature little kids and the 7th and 8th graders think their cool cause they hit puberty. Most of the drama is about Johnny kissing girls. Then you have the wierd emo kids who will hiss at you and do some weird goth shit. Middle school is prison.
Dude: Hey wanna go to middle school
Other dude: Hell no Dude What the fuck are you on
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One of the many, many things that proves that if there is a god he's an asshole, The place where sweet innocent children turns into demons and other disturbing creatures
*John Before Middle School*
John: Mom can I have some money so buy some candy I'll do extra chores for an entire month!
*John After Middle School*
John: Yo Mom! give me some money so I can take my slutty girlfriend to the movies!
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in comparison to high school:
Godly
Great
Easy
Sweet
Simple
Friendly
Middle school kicks ass now that i think i about it....
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Sometimes middle school consists of only 7th and 8th grade, but thats stupid because two years for one school is kind of short. Sixth, seventh and eighth grade is better.
Brother: Did u kno that 6th grade is elementary level, not middle school-level?
Me *huffily*: in YOUR opinion.
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The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.
MOM! PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?