An amazing sandbox game in which you can do almost anything in. You can build anything you would like but, only out of blocks!
Kid: Josh the new minecraft update is out!
Josh: Yay! I love mine craft!
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Minecraft is the best game in the world and a cheap alternative to drugs.
drug addict:hey dude wanna do some pot?
minecrafter:get away from me i'm playing minecraft!!!!!
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An indie sandbox game, commonly called an autism magnet, overrun by 12-year old gay faggots and 40-year old pedobears. %99.9 Of ALL players have autism, case in point to be called an autism magnet. Only statiticians have seen nine-tenth's of a "Minecraft faggot"!
Eric: Dude, you play Minecraft?
Severyn: Yeah, i do.
Eric: Go use unregistered Bandicam and make some autistic videos, Minecraft faggot.
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A game weβre you shove your 2 inch sword up peoples ass to kill them and were 3 year was olds like to ask every girl to be there girlfriend so they can feel proud of themself that they actually talked to a girl whoβs actually a 72 year old male pedophile who likes to jack off to Minecraft porn
Imma go jerk off to some Minecraft porn
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Every person who plays this game has never seen the sun light. They should go see some
Friend 1: Hey what games do you play?
Friend 2: Minecraft
Friend 1: Have you killed the Ender Dragon before?
Friend 2: Yea 100 times, Im like dream you know
Friend 1: Go see the sun light, Jesus.
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A retarded game that was created by a low life named Markus "Notch" Persson, that is basically video game legos, and created "get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft"
Many children in 2017 get made fun of for playing minecraft
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!!!
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SUCKS ligit the worst game ever
hey wana play minecraft jim
jim ... no yu mufer i dont minecraft sucks my beeeps ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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