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Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021


minty breeder

Adverb; The act of freezing ones semen in an ice cube tray, then, placing said ice cubes in the vaginal or anal tract of your partner.

She said she likes ice play and breeding, so I gave her the Minty Breeder

by Bandit 989 March 11, 2023


Minty B

When you get a blow or give a blow job while the person is brushing their teeth

I gave my man a Minty B this morning.

by Teena D September 23, 2023


Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))

Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!

by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019


Minty Corgi

A type of furry that tends to be weird at times, usually with certain interests, hobbies, or personality. Such as Being a furry.

That guy was strange, he was such a Minty Corgi.

by Sylvia. May 12, 2022


Minty

Fresh, crisp, enjoyable, fun, innovative.

Wow, those new shows are minty!

I got a $100 bill and it was so minty.

Can we just talk about that tiktok, it's really minty!

by CreamyDeliciousYasso October 2, 2020


Minty

Fruity except straight

Nah man I ain’t fruity, I like (opposite gender), I’m minty.

by Jeez Andy October 1, 2021