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miranda mason

a 17 almost 18 year old woman who doesn’t take any bullshit from anyone and loves the word periodt !

boy: “is that MIRANDA MASON?”
boy 2: yep. that’s the badass miranda ;)

by svftmason October 16, 2019


Captain Miranda

A Captain Miranda is a woman who is a leader and an all-around happy chick.

"When I bake my Mother cupcakes, she is one Captain Miranda."

by Shanelle Rochelle October 22, 2009


Miranda Hart

A British comedian who is most known for writing and acting in 'Miranda' where she chases her dreams and consistently failing until the last episode. Earlier on in her career, she plated 'Barbara the cleaner' in the comedy show 'Not Going Out'. She is currently on a break due to personal issues. Miranda Hart is also still looking for a husband.

'Miranda Hart is very concerned about her own life!'

by ThePotatoWhoCould July 23, 2021


miranda rights

the right you have when yor are arested a police officer (5.0, one time, fuzz, heat, po pos) read to you. they were made when a man named miranda was arrested and he pleaded that he didnt know he didnt have to talk to the police( that he had the right to remain silent) so he was found inocent

here are the miranda rights

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."

Jeff: its the 5.0 nuckas run

(cop jumps on the guy)

cop: your under arrest

(at questioning)

cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights

jeff: comminutst...

cop: do you!!??

Jeff: yes

by what it do? August 1, 2006

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Miranda Priestly

1. The HBIC of the movie, The Devil Wears Prada (2006).

2. Embodies the definition of fierce.

3. Used as a threat to get what you want in a subtle, but terrorizing way.

She will Miranda Priestly the shit out of you if you don't have her coffee as hot as the center of the sun.

by regalforeground June 26, 2010

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Edwin Miranda

likes to scream in class and is ultra mega big gay.

Edwin Miranda has ebola

by By Caleb March 7, 2019


miranda hii

Miranda is an cool interesting person to be around even if she loves Carter more than she loves me it's OK I'll still be her friend she has amazing friend named Gabby, she is the best and Miranda is pretty and nice

Miranda hii it's interesting and cool even though if she loves Carter and Joseph more than she lets her own best friend

by Hi someone read mine please March 13, 2017