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An obese woman's vagina that sucks up everything in sight.
i can barely walk after that girl last night gave me a mississippi vacuum
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When a man is about to ejaculate on his partner's face, and ends up creaming up their nose.
Andy! Oh my god! Breathe! I accidentally gave you a Mississippi Steamboat!
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When you are titty-fucking your sister and right after you blow your load, you use one hand to hold her tits together while you rock backward and rip a huge fart through her cum-covered tits, making the sound of a steamboat horn and spraying her face like she were riding on a steamboat in heavy surf.
She's still mad at me for giving her the ol Mississippi Steamboat last night...
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this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.
"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
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Puking in a girls pussy and using it as lube
Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.
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It is when you have diarrhea and you eject your watery feces all over your partner during intercourse. The diarrhea has a muddy appearance and is slippery (like a slip ‘n’ slide) which is why the term “mudslide” is used.
Last night I gave Sally a Mississippi Mudslide and she threw up all over my dick.
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When having sweaty intercourse with a female with a pimple covered anus you ejaculate on her back making sure the sweat and semen mix into a fluid that runs down into her bum crack. The juices then mix with the crusty poo dags and pimple puss. Leave to fully combine and then proceed to add the marinade to your favorite meat product
Hey Luke want to go grab a bite to eat.
Luke: No thanks. Me and this disgusting swamp hag are going to brew up a Mississippi marinade for some steak
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