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Everyone born exactly 9 months after Valentine's day .Their birthday being November 14th
"hey you know Stephanie is a Valentine's mistake"
"She was born exactly 9 months after Valentine's"
A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.
As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.
Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...
................................. mistake vulture.
A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine
“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake”
“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake”
when you accidentally eat too many edibles because they taste too good.
"hey dude your doing the classic mistake"
"I know they just taste too good"
One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!
My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.
When a mid-grade restaurant or other business gets pounded on social media for pretending it understands privacy rights.
"After stripping 50% of America of their Constitutional right to privacy, Justice I love Beer went to Morton's Steakhouse for dinner. Given what he was wearing, he kind of asked for it, to be honest. He was ushered out the back and Morton's Mistake was to have a little hissy fit about it."
The beautiful mixture of PBR and Franzia boxed wine. Mix it half and half for a delightful evening.
Leo: We only have Franzia and PBR, this night may prove uneventful.
Lucas: MIX THEM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MIX THEM.
(Jesus was born)
Leo: I have had so many Mistake Makers, can you bail me out of jail?