gorillas in the mist

1. Fat Greek and Italian woman in a sauna.

2. Fat old gay guys who hunt the saunas looking for fresh meat.

"Dude I just caught Tony's grandmother naked in the sauna"

"Eww gross, howe did it look"

"It was like I was watching Gorillas in the Mist"

39👍 47👎

red mist

Military: What happens when you step on a landmine.

Couple a' gooks infiltrating the perimeter wire turned into red mist...

88👍 125👎

resist The Mist

Many have tried. Few have succeeded. See also "Misti-fied".

It ain't easy to resist The Mist!

7👍 6👎

Pink Mist

What happens when a person's body id blown up by a bomb.

He blew up into a pink mist

117👍 190👎

The Mists of Avalon

The best book in the world. Morgaine le Fay is awesome, Gwenhwyfar is a dill-hole, and if you have not read this book, you are missing out. Marion Zimmer Bradley=Best author ever.

Person 1: OMG! TWILIGHT IS LIEK TEH BEST BOOK IN TEH HOLE WORLD!!!
Person 2: Really? Have you read The Mists of Avalon?
Person 1: ...That's a whole title?
Person 2: *facepalm*

9👍 9👎

sierra mist

a drink; get you aroused

ah sierra mist, just like having sex

21👍 27👎

Sierra Mist

a piece of shit soda that isnt even a real soda, but just an after-market by-product of other lemon lime beferages such as Sprite, or 7-Up.

Mr. Pib = Dr. Pepper

&

Sierra Mist = Sprite

27👍 39👎