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1. Fat Greek and Italian woman in a sauna.
2. Fat old gay guys who hunt the saunas looking for fresh meat.
"Dude I just caught Tony's grandmother naked in the sauna"
"Eww gross, howe did it look"
"It was like I was watching Gorillas in the Mist"
Military: What happens when you step on a landmine.
Couple a' gooks infiltrating the perimeter wire turned into red mist...
Many have tried. Few have succeeded. See also "Misti-fied".
It ain't easy to resist The Mist!
The best book in the world. Morgaine le Fay is awesome, Gwenhwyfar is a dill-hole, and if you have not read this book, you are missing out. Marion Zimmer Bradley=Best author ever.
Person 1: OMG! TWILIGHT IS LIEK TEH BEST BOOK IN TEH HOLE WORLD!!!
Person 2: Really? Have you read The Mists of Avalon?
Person 1: ...That's a whole title?
Person 2: *facepalm*
a piece of shit soda that isnt even a real soda, but just an after-market by-product of other lemon lime beferages such as Sprite, or 7-Up.
Mr. Pib = Dr. Pepper
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Sierra Mist = Sprite