A substitute who always has stuble
--->booty
Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.
The ass clown who shows up uninvited to a party, gets shitfaced, says inappropriate shit, gropes female partygoers, and makes everyone uncomfortable.
Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!
If that good-for-nothing, creepy bastard shoes up... stab 'im!
see mr party
The extremely low urinals taking up half the wall, typically seen in movie theaters, that mist your shins as your urine ricochets off the back wall.
Mom: son, do you have to go to the bathroom before we leave?
Son: No way, they have shin-misters here!
"Mister Lube" is the anus lubricator in a gay whorehouse.
Your butt hole's a little dry," said Alan. "I think it's time for Mister Lube."
a man who can't be affected by suspicion of corruption or of bad character
Mister clean should quit while he is ahead and retire.
Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.
All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.