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using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job
We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten
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When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.
Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.
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Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...
Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling randy."
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The name given to one's hand after it has accidentally or purposefully acquired a repulsive stench; often by running it between one's own (preferably) clammy ass cheeks, or by doing a bad fart on it.
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Another word for vagina
Kevin wanted to get his dong in Ashley's dong mitten
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when you have too many items in your hands
Look at my busy-mittens.
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Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.
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