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Mortalated

the best fucking rapper

mortalated is the best fucking rapper

by Simon15 January 26, 2021


Mortal Reminder

The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.

I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.

Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."

by Mister Dope June 5, 2018


Mortal world

The physical dimension where the ordinary mortals live.

The Olympian deities boasted, 'The mortals are so lowly, since they come from the mortal world, which is also called 'the lower-air' and we gods are way-up in status, since we come from the celestial godly realm, which is also called 'the upper-air', (ie. The Aether/Cosmos).'

(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022


Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.

Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018


MORTAL

A 14 kid who plays online video games all day and his Freetime make fun of fat little kids online

Hi Im Mortal and I have no life

by Goopy69420 September 10, 2020


mortal

meaning: a living thing that can die

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: fuc-

by im a fucking idiot March 9, 2022


mortal

a living being that is powerless, and can die only once

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: frick

by im a fucking idiot March 9, 2022