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When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'
Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>
<1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>
A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.
Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.
Dude 2: Agreed totally!
The physical dimension where the ordinary mortals live.
The Olympian deities boasted, 'The mortals are so lowly, since they come from the mortal world, which is also called 'the lower-air' and we gods are way-up in status, since we come from the celestial godly realm, which is also called 'the upper-air', (ie. The Aether/Cosmos).'
(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).
meaning: a living thing that can die
immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: fuc-
a living being that is powerless, and can die only once
immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: frick
a well known ex-satanic extortionist from 646 often found hanging out with gores and heaven along with souls he originates from xbox com in 2019 and has since left com but will still bitch you if you false claim if you spot him report him to authorities immediately
"Mortal is good at doxxing"
"leave gc guys its Mortal"
"Mortal is the best ex-com kid known to man"