An act that requires a person to have diarrhea on another person's face.
I heard the other day that Brad performed a Muddy Gutter on Cody.
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The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!
"oh man! Last night was amazing, I gave this random bitch a muddy boot for like and hour!"
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The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.
Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher
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Sexual position where the man takes a dump on the girl's back, then holds her legs up at waist level, and proceeds to have sex with her while she walks around the room with her hands.
Dude, last night after we went to Wendy's, I totally gave that girl a muddy wheelbarrow while listening to John Mayer.
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Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.
The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.
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similar to reverse cowgirl, but the penetration is anal.
sheila was on her period so we did the muddy pony instead.
When you motorboat a person's butt cheeks
Man, I gotta brush my teeth. Things got wild and I gave her the ole muddy tractor.