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A badass motherfucker who smokes weed on a podcast with zero shits given. Elon also owns Space X, an autistic space company trying to fly to the red planet mars bar to colonise and house the planet...in 200 years. I wouldn’t recommend messing with this cool ass mother fucker otherwise he will buy your unsuccessful company and make you say Asta La Vista to your whole lifes work.
Elon Musk: Steve Irwin was a legend.
Peta:He harmed animals and we don’t appreciate that!
Also Peta:*deleted*
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When you attack a project, or life in general, with a I'm-gonna-save-the-world-and-run-everything-with-batteries mindset.
Neighbor 1: What's up?
Neighbor 2: This dude just gave everyone in the neighborhood solar panels. He's elon musking!
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The man that is simultaneously, the dumbest man on the planet and the smartest man on the planet.
Elon Musk is dumb and smart. Also he bought Twitter lol
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Some bisexual South African dude who works for nasa and steals memes
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Destroying the credibility of a company and brand overnight as advertisers and customers jump ship in large numbers.
Elon Musk baught Twitter and he's really pulling a musk.
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A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.
Did Danny DeVito borrow that jacket? The midget musk is overpowering.
Never attibute an attention-seeking media personality's chaos to a subtle and complex plan when it can be attributed to narcissistic sociopathy.
The destruction of Twitter is Musk's razor writ large.