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The brown resin mustache you get around your mouth from smoking out of a dirty bong.
When I get famous like Marylyn Monroe and they ask me what I wear to bed I'm going to say, my bong mustache.
When a guy (with a mustache) goes down on a girl and she has/gets her period while he's eating her out causing the residue to get on his stache.
Guy #1: Freddy ate Jenny out last night.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: He came out with a Bloody Mustache.
Guy #2: That's just ... wonderful.
The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad
Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves.
I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session
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a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip
she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.
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When a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. As if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
Tom Sellek: Hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
Burt Reynolds: I was about to ask you the same thing
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A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.
He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.
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