You must be smoking drugs

Meaning that you are delusional

You must be smoking drugs if you agree with them.

She must be on her period

Say this and I will find you and beat your ass so hard you'll run home to mama.

Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.

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now you must die

when something ridiculously retarded occurs and the word must be said

someone: i didn't do homework
teacher: now you must die

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you must be fun at parties

An overused conversation-killing phrase most typically used to frame people who are particular or exact in their speech as overly fastidious or fussy, or unable to take jokes.
Formerly was directed at overly pessimistic people.

"So as I was saying, what's the deal with braille on the keypads of drive-thru ATMs? Like do I expect a BLIND PERSON to drive their car there?"
"It's just so they don't need two different production lines for making keypads."
"yOu mUsT bE fUn aT pArTiEs."

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you must be fun at lemonparties

The subtle way of calling someone a creepy old man who would most likely fit in a scenario similar to the lemonparty shock site.

Joe: I heard there's a new Swingers' Club just north from here.

Jake: You must be fun at lemonparties.

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you must be fun at parties

Phrase said by losers, who are in fact not fun at parties, nor have been to one of.

"Wow, you must be fun at parties" - said Doug, the absolute fucking loser.

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you must construct additional pylons

This is possibly the most annoying phrase in the real-time-strategy game Starcraft.

The basic objective of Starcraft is to make a big army to destroy your opponent, however you have this army-size limit known as 'supply' that can only be increased by building a specific building, and for the alien faction 'protoss', that building is the pylon. So every 2-4 soldiers you build, you most build another pylon to sustain them. If you forget, a voice says "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS", and at that point, you realise that you can't build any more guys until you send a worker to build the pylon, and then wait for the pylon to finish. Then, 4 soldiers later, you will have to build ANOTHER one.

What makes this phrase especially annoying is how often the guy says it if you forget to build them, because soldiers of the protoss race take up so much supply, and their pylons provide such little supply.

*tries to build a soldier*

"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"

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