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Pepper my ass

Violently surprised.

Boy: I cheated on you

Girl: PEPPER MY ASS. GET OUT.

by _boska_malinowska_ May 25, 2020


honeyglaze my ass

honey glazing a ass is when u are having sex and u proceed to bust a nut and as u are doing so u rub the nut or her ass

aka honeyglazing it

babe honeyglaze my ass right now...

by julysoja April 14, 2018


ratio my ass

fuck someone in the ass + l + ratio

hey can you ratio my ass?

by maelleb February 20, 2022


cis my ass

A famous retort by Immanuel Kant after being heckled during the biannual White Guy Standup Comedy Tour by a group of gender fluidians.

Privileged am I? Well then, cis my ass.

by Devbrook January 26, 2020


drag my ass

doing something without enthusiasm, or against one's wishes

I hate my job, I just drag my ass aroung all day. or drag your ass, drags her ass

by rgebishop August 19, 2006

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Hold My Ass

For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.

Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."

Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"

by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010

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wiping my ass

1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.

Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"

"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."

"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"

by Urban yahtzee April 19, 2018

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