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nascar

congratulations everyone! you can stereotype!

anyway, this sport does take skill. if you think its easy then try going 200 mph in close proximity with 42 other cars where 1 mistake will cause a huge wreck. not only that, you have to go in the turns at the right angle and right speed. besides, at watkins glen and infineon they turn right.
so before you bash shit read a fucking book.

one more thing, this "redneck inbred" thing, inbreeding is fucking ILLEGAL and i have never heard of a "redneck" who was australian or colombian or even italian. have you? didn't think so. so for fuck's sake stop stereotyping. how would you like it if i said that F1 was for gay french people? wouldn't like it too much now would you?

NASCAR does take skill so go ahead and try if you think its so easy.

by qwqwqwq121 June 24, 2010

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Nascar

A 500 mile race between 43 drivers on a simple oval-like track. Though at some tracks it is more than just "turn left" EX: Infineon, Watkins Glen, other Road Tracks.

In other words, Simply The best thing in the world. <--- PERIOD BITCH!

"Every Sunday I watch Nascar! I <3 it"

by Nintendoid24 September 9, 2007

32πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


nascar

Nascar is one of the best sports ever made! and it's not a bad thing to be a redneck! Stupid yankees!

Dale Jr. is very hott

by Andrea April 8, 2005

67πŸ‘ 126πŸ‘Ž


NASCAR

Sport usually broadcasted on Fox or NBCSN. Toyota's, Chevy's, and Ford's take the track for 4 hours. Full of grueling, action packed racing inches away from 40 other competitors, at speeds upwards of 200 +MPH. If you haven't watched it on TV or LIVE, you can't bust it, best sport!

Nascar is on today, go Jr!
Landon Cassilll wins yay!

by Nascar - a sport February 19, 2016

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nascar

A car with trash in every seat other than the driver's, hence it being a nasty car.

Jake: Did you see Matt's car?
Jon: Yeah, it's a total nascar.

by JoshSed June 28, 2016

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nascar

its a sport that requires a great amount of skill behond most half-wits comprehension.

Did you know in Nascar going through a corner at 130 MPH with 20ΒΊ of banking would cause around 3 G's. Thats 3 times your own weight. Do that for a few laps you will be breathing rather heavily for the Average Fat ass joe. Do that for 3 or 4 hours you will passing out. Comparing driving your car on the street to racing a car at 200MPH is the most idiotic thing to say. Makes you look like a half-wit with maybe less then half a brain.

Now you want to Talk about F1 thats even worse. 4.5G's cornering at times and 99.9% of the time there is no breathing whatsoever during braking and cornering. They hold their breath during this time. and breath on the straights.

by Spur October 12, 2005

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NASCAR

currently NASCAR(National Association For Stock Car Auto Racing) is the biggest sanctioning body for proffessional motorsports worldwide. It's elite cup series is currently the most sought after division in racing worldwide. While many unedjucated people call nascar a hick sport, recently several international drivers and world champions from a variety of backgrounds have entered the nascar ranks. also it's crew chiefs, drivers, engine builders and fabricators posses some of the best craftmanship and intellegence America has to offer. The cup series also offers the most useful innovations to it's manufacture. from tire technology to safety everything in nascar has to be mass produced which makes it easily transferable to passenger vehicles. in addition to it's top seeries nascar sanctions races all across north america. nascar racing is the most action packed form of motorsports on the market, with huge wrecks, rediculous speeds and the closest finishes week in and week out which is why it has such a huge fan base

tim: you gonna watch the nascar race this sunday?
bob: does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

by up in hurr September 21, 2009

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