Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

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Nintendo Jaw

A condition where a person stares while leaving their mouth agape as if they were playing a video game.

Look at that guy driving! He's got Nintendo jaw.

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Nintendo 69

When the female is giving you a blow job while you finger her butthole at the same time.

Oh man her pussy stank so I just Nintendo 69'd her.

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Greek nintendo

1) A slick way of saying hand job.

male:let's go play some greek nintendo!
female:what's that?
male:that's when you sit in my lap and use my penis as a joystick!

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nintendo butt

playing video games so long that your butt falls asleep and or gets really sore.

I played video games all day long and got nintendo butt.

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Super Nintendo

Nintendo's masterpiece, and the best video game console known to mankind.

You can keep your Xboxes and your PS2's for all I care, I'll just play my Super Nintendo.

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Nintendo 64

An awesome console system. i absolutly love the one in my house.
Its the only 64bit computer in my house.
had a wealth of great titles like perfect dark and goldeneye

Hey wanna come play perfect dark?

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