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The indescribable, yet specific taste one gets in their mouth after waking up from a late-afternoon nap. Feelings towards nap taste are completely subjective, as some people would want to keep it forever, while others request orange juice at an instant to rid themselves of nap taste. Nap taste was first brought into existence by Dorothy of The Wizard of Oz, upon waking up from her dream.
Unconscious Dorothy: There's no place like home.
Aunt Em: Dorothy, Dorothy Dear, it's Aunt Em darling.
Conscious Dorothy: Bitch, I don't give a flying fuck who you are, I just want to know what the hell that taste is in my mouth!
Aunt Em: Why, that's Nap Taste dear, I'll be back with some orange juice immediately.
When you are driving down a shady street in Baltimore and see a druggie fast asleep while standing up on a street corner and by the look on their face you can tell they are having a pretty bad dream
"Look at that crack head on the corner of Monroe St taking a long Baltimore nap"
A Netflix nap is when you take a rest in your bed during the day or evening and watch Netflix, tucked in with a blanket. It's not really sleeping but it is the same since you are so cozy (and you could fall asleep).
Wow is it two already? <Yawn> I'm going to go to my room and take a Netflix nap. If I fall asleep, wake me up for dinner.
A student institution observable during university holidays. Boredom naps are the result of withdrawal from the student lifestyle and are an established method of avoiding scheduled work. Often used to bridge the gap between your 2am bedtime and 2pm morning alarm, boredom naps are a way of whiling away the hours before it is acceptable to go to bed again.
John: "What've you been up to today mate?"
Rob: "Not a lot. Woke up at 2. Mum made me lunch. Had a boredom nap. Mum made me dinner. Now I'm on Facebook."
John: "Ah, standard."
Just like you do in the game Grand Theft Auto. You take a short nap, 6 hours or so. So daytime can be can become nighttime, and vice-versa. You do this because you have got nothing better to do, and you want to kill time so you can do something like party later that night.
Friend: So what are you doing tonight?
You: I'm going to go party!
Friend: Me too!
You: Speaking of that, I'm going to go take a GTA Nap.
Friend: Alright man, talk to you later...
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Another word for "no"
You're a libra, aren'tcha darlin'? - NAP!
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A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
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