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When you are forced to date someone by your parents you do not like with the threat of being grounded
Friend:Why are you dating that chubby girl?
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us
Two "straight" guys doing something that would be your standard date, eg going to a film, out for a meal.
JD: You know what, I'm going to take you out to night. We'll go for a meal, get a nice bottle of wine..
Turk: Dude, sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
JD: Why are you so afraid of loving me?
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A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE
Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?
clearly not.
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Sharing a music stand or some other sharing within an orchestra.
The two shared a stand and took turn flipping the sheet music, improving their orchestra dating.
Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.
I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail
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Dating someone commonly considered to be higher on the social ladder than you are.
Matt:I have a date tonight.
Jeremy:With who?
Matt:Erica.
Jeremy:Whoa, you're dating up!
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When two people mutually trust eachother on a very high level, more than a simple relationship. The only difference between this and romantic dating is a lack of sexual and physical desire in a partnership. The two people often do actions that are borderline couple-y, but are lacking an actual romantic attraction. Although technically, you are "just friends", both of you know it's more than that- hence platonic dating. It's a relationship without the benefits (being sex).
Often times, people ask when you'll be a couple/if you're a couple/why you're not a couple.
Things that you won't tell or let another person do? You'll find yourself telling this person, or doing them with them.
Sometimes, one, or both, of the people in the relationship will question if they're actually in love with the other. And they may be, but there's something holding them back. And that's that they know that they are better off platonic, and work well this way.
Pet names such as "babe", "baby", "honey", "love", "sweetheart", etc. are common amongst you two.
However, these sorts of relationships have to come to an end, with a usually unofficial "breakup". This typically happens after one person finds themselves actually dating someone (in a romantic or sexual manner). If the breakup does not occur.... Then odds are, that person and their other partner will not last long.
A super strong friendship that makes people question if you two are romantically involved.
A: "good morning, babe."
B: "hey love, do you want to go out and get lunch later?"
A: "yeah sure!"
C: "are you two dating?"
B: "we're platonically dating? does that count?"
C: "so you're like friends with benefits?"
A: "eh, more like dating without the benefits lol"
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