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An inability to recognize obvious signs of male homosexuality. Most prevalent in frumpy straight women who pursue romance with attractive gay men.
Your fiance is gay. Look at you. Look at him. Classic case of fruit blindness.
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A fucking awesome and addicting game created by Halfbrick Studios. The goal of the game is to slice various kinds of fruits. As you slice the fruit, the juices of the fruit splatter all over the screen, depending on which way you slice them. There are 3 modes of Fruit Ninja: Classic, Zen, and my most favorite, Arcade mode. Classic mode is slicing fruits while avoiding the bombs. Arcade mode is similar except that so many fruits fly into the screen at once, which is an excellent oppoptunity to make great combos. There are always three special kinds of bananas: The Frenzy Banana, the freeze banana. and the double banana. When you slice the frenzy banana, you basically have a fruit orgy you can make epic combos and blitzes. The freeze banana freezes time and the fruits fly at the screen at a much slower rate. The double banana doubles your score. Zen mode is just like the frenzy but without the special bananas or bombs, so you have to rely on comobs. There are also many different kinds of blades that you can choose from. You also get interesting facts about fruit you migh not have known. This game is a must-have on your Ipod Touch or Iphone
Guy 1: Dude, you must get fruit ninja
Guy 2: (reluctantly): Fine
Guy 2: (a week later): Dude this game is mad addicting! Who would've thought that something so simple can be so good.
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Fruits Basket is about a Girl named Tohru.
She goes to live with Sohma Family and just as she moves in she uncovers a shocking secret. When a Sohma Family Member is hugged by the opposite sex they turn into there Zodiac Sign Animal. The Series gets better and better as it goes on. The last 2 Episodes are very emotional.
";-; The Last Episode of Fruits Basket was so sad"
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A gorgeous, smart, sexy, amazing Aussie Girl. That I love.
Your so addicting cute fruit, I just can't get enough of you.
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What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes.
The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)
They haven't been to generous with the Fruit and Flowers tonight, Tony's almost finished the lot!
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The noble art of being Mullered!
Are you 'fruit cornered' mate?
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A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina)
Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!
Posterior Observer: Hey! A basket of fruit!
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