Ides of May

May 15th. This was derived from the Ides of March which is when Julius Ceaser was killed.

Yo b, Ryan was born on the Ides of May.

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what's the id

What one asks when they want a blowjob from another individual, usually of the same sex.

"Yo *Insert well known Super Smash Bros. Ultimate WiFi tourney player/Twitter personality here*, what's the id?

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Reverse Id

When some tries to make shire your young enough to be in a McDonald’s play place

They reverse id me when I tried to get in the play place

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Shoe ID

To identify people inside a building by the shoes they leave at the entrance.

Person: Yo who at this party?
You: I don't know everyone but I Shoe ID'ed Sharon, Jeff and Dominic earlier.
Person: You're cool

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Stop ID

The Id you check, after you get done with a partner you swooped off the bus in Portland, Oregon.

Last coupla' girls I met on the bus - I stop Id'd them. Scared the hell outta me.

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IH-ID

IH-ID (I Hide my Identification): A person who hides his or her identification (name or profile) because they are ashamed of their opinions, they lack documentation for their statements or they are just cowards. This would be such as a blogger who post under "anonymous", "unknown", or other false indenties. This would be especially true when the majority of the forum uses a true or known name identity.

You sir, are an IH-ID. I would call you a coward but that is against the rules of this blog or forum.

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Real ID Act

Worse than the Patriot Act. Will put Homeland Security above the law. Heil Dubya!

SEC 102. WAIVER OF LAWS NECESSARY FOR IMPROVEMENT OF BARRIERS AT BORDERS.

Section 102(c) of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 (8 U.S.C. 1103 note) is amended to read as follows:


`(c) Waiver-


`(1) IN GENERAL- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall have the authority to waive, and shall waive, all laws such Secretary, in such Secretary's sole discretion, determines necessary to ensure expeditious construction of the barriers and roads under this section.


`(2) NO JUDICIAL REVIEW- Notwithstanding any other provision of law (statutory or nonstatutory), no court shall have jurisdiction--




`(A) to hear any cause or claim arising from any action undertaken, or any decision made, by the Secretary of Homeland Security pursuant to paragraph (1); or

`(B) to order compensatory, declaratory, injunctive, equitable, or any other relief for damage alleged to arise from any such action or decision.'.

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