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Friend 1: Dang bro, you killed the ender dragon in 5 minutes? You're a simp!
Friend 2: Thanks bro, it took a while to get this good.
Someone who puts the hoes before the bros, simps will do or say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will gain favor with that person.
Friend~bro stop simping over her
Me~hoes before bros ;)
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(before 2020)
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.
A Tier 3 Sub To Any Twitch Thot
A Tier 3 Sub Is A Simp That Watches Twitch Thots
A simp is someone who tries to get someone unattainable to notice them. Alternatively you can also search up any name on the urban dictionary and you will see a bunch of simps complimenting their crushes
Person 1: I donated 5 grand to pokimaine hopefully she notices me
Rational person: simp
Hina from Domestic Girlfriend.
- Hina stopped living her life for Natsuo. No boyfriend, no career, just delivers him food while he fucks her sister.
- She's full of love.
- No, she's a simp.
A man who puts hoes before bros, would do anything for some pussy but never gets past a handy. You have definitely seen a simp in action.
yooo, ethan baird is simping hard as right now bro