Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927
Call me <3
"I think Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong likes you ;)))"
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apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
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racist/slur to ethnic chinese people.
person1: Hey! Ching Chong!
asian1: ...
person1: All you say in your language is "Ching Chong Hanji bing bong i cant see!" haha what a ching chong
asian1: thats a racist stereotype you black n-
oof
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ur stupid twin brother that you want to yeet out the window and out of existence
that wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo is dumb
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Its my cat
Can i pet big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang.
Im deaf bro.
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Nah fam you to gay to do dat.
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A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
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the worst fucking way of insulting a japanese-chinese....trust me, it never ends well. unless you want to become a corpse, simply don't say "ching chong bing zhong guo ni hon engurando" in front of a japanese-chinese. if you're gonna say it regardless, then bring an strong armor.
japanese-chinese kid: hi!
legally retarded kid: ok ching chong bing bong zhong guo ni hon engurando
japanese-chinese kid: *takes knife* say sayonara.
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