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Pretending to have to poop after dinner in order to avoid doing dishes.
I can guarantee you two minutes after dinner that Arijana will develop a case of dish diarrhea.
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Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.
“What’d you do last night Christine?”
“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”
The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.
Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?
When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.
Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"
Rob "I hate that"
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n. The experience of receiving more dishes in the midst of washing the ones already in the sink. Often this takes place when people are slow to eat their food, find random cups from a few weeks ago, or because they found things you overlooked, like pots on the stove.
This event is usually accompanied by anger, grimacing and sighing.
Marlo: Dish duty?
Steven: Yeah, but I'm almost done. Be in the den in 10 minutes.
Marlo: Sure.
20 minutes later
Marlo: What's taking so long?
Steven: I got dish debt. Maria, Justin, and Katie sat around talking and decided to hand their crap in at the last second.
Marlo: That sucks...oh hey man, isn't this the salad bowl we used? It only has a few leaves inside, maybe you should wash that.
Steven: ...
Marlo: What? Just sayin'.
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A ho that’s used like a ‘dishrag’ by men in the neighborhood. Meaning she is a whore.
Yo man that ho is a damn dish rag.
She been doing everyone in the hood!
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