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A sexy version of Edd Gould (1998 - 2012) that is from the future. He never saw the day of light again because Edd is Dedd. To this day, there are a lot of crazy simps ( crazygirllygirl ) that want to meet Future Edd because he is hot and every other Eddsworld character is STINKY.
"Yo you heard of Future Edd?"
"Yes i want to scratch his chin mmmmmmmmmmmm"
Drugs that don’t exist yet, but quite understandably, would mess you up real good if they exist today. Method of delivery is usually in the form of an eye dropper to ensure rapid absorption and onset.
Yo man, give me those future drugs so I can get fucked up until next Tuesday, dawg!
The Future is Meow is a cat-centric riff on the "the future is now" as it pertains to being in the moment. It's the tagline for tarot readings at Cat Wisdom 101.com and their tarot for cat lovers events.
When planning your cat lovers to-do list, remember the future is meow.
Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.
“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”
She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture
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Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.
Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”
An insult to a young bitchy girl.
Young bitch: I'm gunna get my brother on you!
Me: Shut it, Future Slag!
The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.
She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.