I'd fuck that couch

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.

"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."

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i'd stick a stack on it

Feeling very confident on the outcome of the situation. Almost definite.

Laura: So do you think that Jen and Derek are going to hook up?
Sara: I'd stick a stack on it.
Laura: Wow, are you that sure?
Sara: Yeah

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i'd bang her

An expression that you may hear at PN describing what EMM would do with Angelina, MO would do with Jessica, and PNR would do with Jennifer A....(if you can believe that ess !!)

MO: No way Matt, she's a pig and there's no way I'd bang her.

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I'd fist pump that

Similar to I'd tap that, except with the act of fist pumping.

Guy: Hey, did you hear that new song by David Guetta?

Girl: Yeah, I'd fist pump that.

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I'd rather walk

If someone offer's you a lift in their car, and it has less then 16 valve's, generally, you would be better off walking.

8 Valves? I'd rather walk ..

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I'd double tap that.

Derives from the saying 'I'd tap that'. But in this instant the said individual is so unappealing/unattractive. That you would rather shoot them once, then once again just to be sure. As you would with a Zombie

Guy 1 - Dude look at that Hooker.

Guy 2 - Damn she is fugly.

Guy 1 - Yeah I'd double tap that.

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I'd have a beer

Something you say before you get into a car wreck

I'd have a beer kaboom car wreck

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