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Noah

Noah is an absolute TURKEY, with bare hoes. Noah is an absolute player and loves to watch Netflix while he's on facetime with you. Even though Noah makes you put up with all of his bullshit. He is extremely kind and easy to talk to, as well he is hella cute and attractive. Noah likes to do stupid shit that he knows he shouldn't do, he loves to get himself in trouble and break rules.

Woah Noah is being such a turkey

by Soccer4life⚽️ July 15, 2019


Noah

Noah is the greatest guy in the world. The typical Noah is tall and wears mostly tshirts and hoodies. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone laugh. It's not hard to tell that Noah is extremely intelligent. He's also attractive in every way possible. Noah views himself as annoying, but he is the complete opposite. He's an amazing person to be around, and he can get along with just about anyone. Did I mention he's REALLY hot? He is. Noah is the perfect guy.

Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.

In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.

"Why the hell is Noah dating her?"
"I wish I was dating a Noah."
"Since when was Noah so hot?!?"

by That one clingy chick December 1, 2018


Noah

Guy who built a huge wooden box called the ark.

Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something

by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020


Noah

A big dickhead who can also be a good mate. Most of them are sound some ar not but what can you do

Oi noah

What

by Tomr123 January 15, 2019


Noah

Noah is the best person you could ever meet. He has so many things up his sleeve that if you get to know him you’ll be amazed. He is basically eye candy and nice and kind. He is very sarcastic but sweet and romantic when needed. He likes his music and his music only. Even though he is rude sometimes he always cares about your feelings when you’re visibly upset. Any girl that gets to date him is very lucky.

Noah just gave me a birthday present, I didn’t even tell him it was my birthday!

by Sports101girl April 20, 2019


Noah

someone that wears a red leather like star lord jacket that likes to change things last minute and not pay his taxes and rides around in his BMW I8

Noah rigged the giveaway i won

by ilikemakingmememms March 10, 2022


noah

noah is such a cool guy

noah is such a cool guy

by urnannoah March 1, 2021