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The keys u press when ur shitty windows computer fucks up and u need to restart.
My shitty windows computer fucked up fo the 5th time in 10 min.
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A.k.a Deltron-Zero. The best damn rapper- ever...
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The most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen in my whole life.I love her so much,I will do anything for her.When I see her she gives me this feeling no one else gives me she is a very very special to me,she is my whole world,and i love every single thing about her.I don’t know what i be doing without her rn,I can see my whole future with her and that’s something i never usually get.Her smile,eyes,body gets me hella coocoo,especially those good morning kisses or any type of huggin that shit gets me coocoo asf,and i love it💗💍😩
I love you,staci del valle!
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Free food provided by an employee of a restaurant.
Dude, I'm starving and I'm broke. Hook me up with some food del freeness,
The book of the legends of Mike And Dre. This successful script will keep you guided through girls, school, drama and sports and what is really important in your lifde and a true definition of Life
Damn Jacques Toussaint finally layed down that Del Tomlin Religion .
Most intellectual rapper of our time. Coming up in 2nd would be one of his Bro's Pep Love.
Rap ain't about bustin caps and fuckin bitches. It's about fluency with rhyming ingenuity.
-Del
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The best seaside city to go on vacation if you want to act like a celebrity. Even if you´re staying in a shack and driving a piece of crap, you´ll think you´re the king of the world and be even more desperate to get as many stickers (of EVERYTHING, banks, supermarkets, stores, services, gas stations, tea etc, etc, etc)to presume that you went to "Punta" and went to the Conrad Hotel (the best 5 stars in Latin America) even if you just went to the hall to see the limos and try to spot someone famous.
If you´re really "chic" then you hate the stickers ruining your SUV window, if you´re poor or normal, you´ll come back with no space in your windows and full of t-shirts and souvenirs on whick you spent a fortune on.
1)"Man, I went to Punta del Este!"
"Yeah, I saw you car, Mr. Bank Boston!"
2)-I heard Paris Hilton was gonna be there, but that´s what they say every year
-Really? omfg then I´m going!
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