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When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning
Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !
When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.
Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.
When two redheads go at it sexually.
Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.
When you eat the booty and the fudge nuggets dot your cheeks.
"Dude my girl totally gave me a Freckled Pennsylvanian"
Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”
When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!
When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!