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the act of which your heart has been crushed to bits and peices by a person.
Girl: I dont know how to say this but I love you
Guy: I'm sorry I dont feel the same. your my really good friend but... I dont love you like that
*Guy goes and asks your friend out and your friend says yes*
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Anyone who looks in the mirror and sees someone/thing pretty damn amazing. Often this affects their views of their sexual partners as well. Unfortunatly this is usually completely untrue.
Someone who owns a broken mirror will often refuse to be wrong about anything.
1: I've just seen Chambers acting like he's the shit again!
2: WTF? He's short, fat, stupid, a liar and his new girlfriend's a fucking munter!
1: Dude - he must have one seriously broken mirror
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when it really smells, when its dry as hell, your pussy is likely to be broken
Maybe it's dry as hell, maybe it really smells, broken pussy.
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The act of sex where two females simulate (or through strap-on, act on) the traditional "cowgirl position." Also could be linked to "reverse broken cowboy."
I was at a bachelor party last night with two strippers and they preformed the broken cowboy.
My lesbian girlfriend broke out the strap-on last night, and I rode her like a broken cowboy.
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A broken girl is a girl who is sad, depressed, or hurt. Most of the time broken girls are louder as to make up for there saddness.
Jenna: "Do you see her?"
Micheal: "That's a broken girl... you can see it in her eyes."
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the state i end up in every time i go out with someone. Girls may try to say that its our fault, but it doesnt seem that way to me. so if you dont want to end up in the situation too, then just stay single.
symptoms: heavy stomach, loss of appetite, depression, making odd noises or doing odd things repeatedly, insomnia, having your head filled with thoughts of that person but knowing they dont care about you
Girl:im sorry,... but i cheated on you
Guy:its not like its the first time i've been cheated on. just one more time of being heart broken.
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Clive acts like he's the goddamn juggernaut but the piece of shit broken condom always came in two seconds and couldn't finish the job.
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