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Very big, fat, beaner monster, known to eat everything in site
the only thing known to stop the bitch, is the power rangers
except the pink ranger was eaten (R.I.P Pink Ranger)
eve is also very ugly, and when you come in contact with the bitch, run, run like hell
Holy shit, i saw Eve the big fat beaner monster the other day and my eyes started to bleed.
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This girl loves everything! Wether it’s just doggie, cowgirl or even reverse cowgirl you know at any moment she is dtf. She is amazing at giving head so ask her any time
guy1 What was the name of the girl you were with last night
guy2 oh eve yeah know she was hot and down for ANYTHING
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Women of the world, you have my deepest sympathies. Feel free to blame this bimbo the next time your cooch starts to bleed.
Eve: That nice talking snake said I should have a bite of that apple. Looks yummy. I’m sure a little nibble won’t hurt anybody.
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Just like the apple the very first Eve ate she's rotten to the core.
"Have you met Eve? She seems like a nice person."
"I wouldn't trust her at all if I was you."
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an attractive woman you meet on the first pages of the Bible and on Christmas Eve; some people have got the daft idea that she's Father Christmas' niece.
May I introduce Christmas Eve Eve to you?
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that stupid prick ate the forbiddin fruit and got what she deserved
eve ate what she was told not to and now woman suffer
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evs is a philosophy orginating in austrailia and leeds, UK, basically in which you live your life in a certain way.
its the belief that u should live your life by..
..going with the flow ..dont let the small things in life u cant change get you down because you cant effect them...so accept it and move on!
then again have the balls on you to change the things in life you possibly can that will result in the best!
take pleasure from the small things in life that would normally pass you by
enjoy the moment and live life in the next five minutes
and most of all just fucking....CHILL...life is there to be enjoyed so stop beating urself up and just live it!
evs is also the solution to every problem in the world - break up with ur boyfriend?...just evs man! accept it and move on!
see...evs IS the answer!
its not realli lyk a verb u could use .....its more lyk a mindframe...just get into it
you coullllld possibly say in a vaguelly spaced out way ..'wowwww that is so evs!'...but thats realli about it
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