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A business deal, worth 2.5 billion dollars or a similarly huge amount. The phrase originates in the Microsoft acquisition of Mojang for that same amount.
I know you will get a top notch deal on your startup idea!
When an individual who has been exposed to an elongated period of seemingly subarctic temperatures gets in their car and, lost in their innermost desire to reach homeostasis, blasts the heat in the car to notch 4 (two notches from maximum). After a period of 4-6 minutes depending on the quality of the cars heating system, the person begins sweating profusely and could possibly undergo severe hallucinations. This unfortunate heating mistake is commonly referred to as a notch 4 misfire, not to be mistaken with a notch 2 assassin. (see also)
Fred: It's freezing!! I neeeeed heat!!!
(period of 4-6 minutes depending on your heating system)
Fred: Sweet mother of god it's hotter than hells ballsack in here! This was a notch 4 misfire if I ever saw one!
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When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
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The female version of a man putting another notch on his belt/bed post. The female version means the couple spent the night together but no sex was involved, only intimate pillow talk and/or sharing of feelings. You do NOT want to be this guy. (also see "cuddle bitch")(a girl is to a "dirty slut" as a guy is to a "cuddle bitch")
Bitch 1: "Lauren you slut! I can't believe you let him plug you that easily! Make him work for it next time for fuck sake!"
Bitch 2: "Haha, oh it's okay. We did absolutley NOTHING but talk all night about marriage, gossip, and the new Twilight movie all night long."
Bitch 1: "Oh... I see, well atta girl! That's another notch on the cuddle belt."
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Something a chick says when you're not performing to her standards.
"come on dickhead! kick it up a notch!"
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1. v. - what you have done if you have administered a Lagasse alarm. See also Emeril.
Zeke is sleeping so peacefully over there ... time to kick it up a notch! Muwahahahaha!
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1. Detroit Pistons
2. Michael Jordan
3. White Castle
we were turning it up a notch in beer pong.
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