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The act of masturbating into a condom.
"I gave myself an Ol' Fancy in the car on the way to work this morning"
"These sheets are disgusting! I should've given myself an Ol' Fancy"
The neighborhood, school yard, or community slut/whore/milf....basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much
Jarod-"Do you know Michelle?"
Jimmy-"No, who is she?"
Jarod-"You know! The ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?"
Jimmy-"OHHHHH! That Michelle!
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when you take your poop and smear it along your friends side burns. to the rest of the facial hair to look like a big brown fluffy beard
exp #1 mike was so drunk last night i gave him an Ol Henry.
#2 today is a nice day to give Ol Henry a visit
#3 smell that? gross Ol Henry must be near.
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A very passionate and taboo form of a typical rim job. After anal sex, the pitcher proceeds to insert his or her tongue deep within the catcher's anus inorder to "lick out" excess semen within his or her rectum.
For our anniversary I gave my wife an Ole Remmy.
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We're not snobs. We're just better than you. Go to hell, LSU.
I went to Ole Miss beause I'm too smart for State and too broke for Vandy.
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The multitask of taking a dump on the toilet and puking in the sink at the same time.
After coming home from the bars, we opened the bathroom door and found Jim doing The Ole' Soroky.
As I opened the bathroom door, I found shredded underwear on the floor, and Tanaka doing The Ole' Soroky.
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A wife who doesn't listen to her husband or do what he says, but instead talks back while stubbing her toe on the coffee table, bed, ect. and then says meah!
Damn it Brandon, that Jennifer sure is an ol' Geezer.
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