The One

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

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One

The IQ score of the 45th U.S president.

Donald Trump has an IQ score of one.

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that one

What old, out-of touch presidential candidates refer to their opponents as when they are too old and out of touch to remember their fucking names during a debate.

Moderator: Who's gonna kick your ass in the upcoming election?

John McCain: That one. <Points, but does not look at Senator Obama>

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One

A classical number, Used to describe how many, For example, We could say "One cup" Or, 'One chair' Like that, OR! it could be a name of a song like "One KISS is all it takes"

One time I walked.

one

one is a fag that tries so hard to be funny.

nobody actually likes one, he's gay

one: yo wanna hear this new joke i came up with?
everybody: shut the fuck up, one

no one

the guy that is mentioned in every meme ever made

no one:
People making memes: "No one:"

the one

The person who has the power to change things within The Matrix, i.e. Neo.

Also a crappy movie starring Jet Li traversing parallel dimensions.

Morpheus believes that Neo is the one.

After watching The One, i wanted to go back in time and kill myself as to prevent myself from watching said movie.

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