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first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks

I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges

by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017


Slightly Offended

Slightly offending someone playfully and/or for fun

Kane was slightly offended when he got called "A fatass" but still laughed

by Kane Kinzou March 27, 2018


registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom

Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list

by Xa_Bigsquirt December 5, 2024


Snitch offender

An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.

Did you see Mike, he walked in a crowd and everyone pulled out the phone what a snitch offender.

by bushlight September 29, 2017


Offended

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.

Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!

by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022


Offended

A word uttered by the weak and pathetic defense that usually signifies someone else is winning.

I'm offended there should be a gold medal for last place because I kind of tried...

by Juncture May 19, 2024


offended

When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.

- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.

by Porkifiable January 22, 2025