Ohio Chicken

the name of a custom t-shirt design label based near Cincinnati Ohio. It came to life when the founder realized that Ohio is shaped like a chicken.

That t-shirt design is incredible, it must be by Ohio Chicken.

kingston ohio

A lower class paradise populated by a bunch of mindless slobs with snot on their upper lips and drool dripping from their lower lips, with no purpose in life beyond their next forty and package of bath salts. residents are frequently seen at the JFS office in Chillicothe, looking for a handout. work is anathema to a true-blue kingstonian.

Bubba: "Heyyy, mannnn, les' go ta Circleville, mannnn, pick up a couple of crackhead ho's and party hearty, mannnn!"

Brad: Yeahhh, mannn, goood ideearrr, mannnn! We'll be the envy of every goober in town,mannn!

Actual kingston ohio lingo, man!

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Ohio Turnpike

An expedient vehicle maneuver used when one needs to defecate immediately (typically a code brown diarrhea emergency) so one is forced to pull to the side of the road. Pull far enough off on the right shoulder and slightly angle the front of the car toward the road. Open the passenger door and no one can see you from in front or behind thus enabling the pooper to squat and lose his bowels in complete privacy.

Dude, I’m gonna’ shit myself! Pull an Ohio Turnpike NOW!!!!!

dover ohio

A middle sized town full of snobs and strippers. Eventually to be called little Mexico, we have more cocaine and hookers with a side of gonorrhea than Scarface knows what to do with. So if you wanna drive your dads truck or his Honda, then listen to luke Byran. Then little Mexico is for you. We have more high class white trash than the welfare office knows what to do with. Swear to God. Don't forget to act like a badass.

Hey let's head on home to Dover ohio eyyy. I'm jump the wall and go back to Dover ohio. I'm gonna bend dover

Ohio Syndrome

The overwhelming sense of despair experienced by most individuals when visiting Ohio, who feel that the state is just as bad as they expected

Person 1: Hey man, I’ve just been to Ohio and it’s exactly depressing as I thought it was…
Person 2: Oh man, you must have Ohio Syndrome.

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Cambridge Ohio

Cambridge Ohio is has the most biggest population of fuck boi's and fuck girl's . Where ALL the wanna be's and whore's live . 15 year old's having babies , middle schoolers think that there in gangs . NEVER GO THERE .

Cambridge Ohio is the worse city to go .

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Oxford, Ohio

A drinking town with a college problem

GREEN BEER DAY, only found in Oxford

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