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When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣
Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣
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An absolute unit. They play Genshin and Cookie Run yet STILL manage to get a s/o. that's damn impressive
Ban#1000 is the type of fella to crown Eula's E just to prove a point
Non-serious definition:
That one funny boss from the game ULTRAKILL that the Community calls ”Benjamin”
He’s a giant metal giraffe with a funny stick that can summon laser beams
He explodes if you give him a lobotomy
Serious definition:
It is a boss from the game “ULTRAKILL” by Arsi “Hakita” Patala
It’s a titan sized 4 legged greater machine that resembles the mythological creature called a Centaur
It’s located the Violence layer of hell
It has a a small city on its back along with a defense system and shield generator
It also has a large lightning rod on it’s “shoulder” that it uses to throw beams of lighting to fight other Earthmovers
It’s original purpose was to counter “Guttertanks” and “Guttermen” along with other machines of war that were destroying the surface, people were forced to move onto the backs of these titan machines during the “Final war” of machines and humans. They were also used as frontlines for other machines when going into battle, able to burn down cities, and rain gunfire and bombs from above. a time of peace happened where all war stopped and Humanity was forced to try and Solve the “Long night” Climate catastrophe where earth was covered in a permanent cloud of ash and smoke. The Earthmovers became obsolete over the course of this time due to the fact they were solar powered and blood fueled, and with the sun blocked they slowly died off, except for the ones in the violence layer which are stuck fighting for eternity.
V1: “HEY BENJAMI-“
1000-THR “Earthmover”: “MY NAME IS NOT BENJAMIN”
V1: “DIDN’T ASKED”
lose#1000 is tl#0001, who wanted to get away from being called TIMELINE by nick#9828 and tune#2019 (TUUUUUUUNE). lose#1000 is a really nice guy, who is also better than vexi#1234.
wow! lose#1000 is really cool, almost as cool as tl#0001
Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now